Why Watching Football Is Better Than Having Sex

Believe it or not, 40% of us say we would give up sex for six months to see our favorite team win the Super Bowl.  Which isn’t as crazy as it sounds when you consider today’s list of the Reasons Why Watching Football Is Better Than Having Sex.

  • You can fall asleep in the middle of watching football and not hurt anyone’s feelings.
  • You can invite coworkers to watch football with you and not lose your job at CNN.
  • It’s not awkward to watch football when the dog is in the room.
  • Nobody calls security when you watch football on the bus.
  • You don’t have to give a crackhead $20 to watch football with you.
  • Being drunk doesn’t affect your ability to watch football.
  • Duh . . . your wife actually wants to watch football with you.