Great Things about Dating an Older Woman

A survey finds that 60% of younger men are attracted to older women.  And honestly, we’re surprised that number’s not higher, considering everything on today’s list of Great Things about Dating an Older Woman.

  • All you have to do to win her over is tolerate her cat.
  • The only “family” she wants to start is “Family Feud” 
  • She’ll never leave you for another man since both of the Property Brothers are in committed relationships.
  • Quilting needles make for kinky fetish play.
  • Conversation in a bar is much easier over polka than blaring techno.
  • You’ll know things are getting serious when she introduces you to her quilting circle.
  • Pregnancy scares are really few and far between.