Reasons to Date a DJ

Although we like to think EVERY day is National DJ Day, today it literally is.  Today we present a (slightly biased) list of the Top Reasons to Date a DJ.

  • Need any chores done?  They’re great at taking requests!
  • If you’re the 9th person to have sex with them, you win free concert tickets.
  • You can brag that you’re dating a celebrity . . . within a 40-to-60-mile radius.
  • All they want is for you to listen.
  • Every hour, they can update you on news, weather, and traffic.
  • They’ll never change the look of your wedding invitations since they hate switching formats