A poll finds that the average guy thinks he’s a 5.9 on a scale of 10. Too bad he’s actually that on a scale of 110. Are you also guilty of overestimating your hotness? Find out with today’s list of the . . . Top 5 Signs You’re Not as Attractive as You Think.
- Your audition tape for “America’s Next Top Model” was a huge hit with the producers . . . of “America’s Funniest Videos”.
- When you ask the Sephora employee what you look best in, she says, “Darkness.”
- After you post your duck face, everyone praises how much you actually resemble a duck.
- The most attractive thing in your nature selfie is that fungus growing on the tree.
- Your bikini turns a lot of heads . . . and even more stomachs.
- When you buy condoms, the cashier says, “You know these aren’t balloons, right?”
- Victoria’s “Secret”? That you buy their thongs.
- You always wear tight shirts that show off your chest hair. Which is sorta unladylike.