Signs You’re Addicted to Chocolate

 A survey finds that the hardest thing to quit for New Year’s is chocolate.  And then there are people like you, who don’t even TRY to quit it.  Because you match so much from today’s list of the . . . Top 5 Signs You’re Addicted to Chocolate.

  • You once killed a man for breaking off a piece of your Kit Kat bar.
  • Your spirit animal is Sonny, the Cocoa Puffs bird.
  • Know how everyone knew Norm’s name in “Cheers”?  The same goes for you in Hershey
  • Your husband caught you in bed with Three Musketeers.
  • You know how to spell “Ghirardelli.”
  • Every time you watch that kid drown in “Willy Wonka” you mutter, “Lucky bastard.”
  • You had to be rescued by the U.S. Forest Service after you got lost looking for the Keebler Tree.
  • You’re only interested in sex if your wife wraps herself in foil with a paper strip at the top.
  • You have Google alert for “fudge.”