According to a survey, the best holiday gift givers are moms and significant others. And the worst is, well, YOU. Find out why with today’s list of the Signs You Picked a Terrible Christmas Present.
- It’s from the “Fungus of the Month” club.
- When you put it under your tree, the tree moves across the room.
- It’s supposed to come from your heart. It actually came from your colon.
- You took it out of the box to make it easier to wrap. And it’s a cheesecake.
- Instead of gift wrap, you kept it in the bag they gave you at Goodwill.
- You only heard the first word when your kid said he wanted a “Matchbox car.”
- The person who opens it says, “Oh, boy. Gum.”
- You can hear it growling.