Realistic New Year’s Resolutions

The number of Americans making New Year’s resolutions is down, and it’s mostly because they’re way too ambitious.  So if you want a fresh start in 2022, aim lower with anything from today’s list of Realistic New Year’s Resolutions.

  • Spend more time with family . . . guy.  That show is hilarious!
  • Spend less time on social media . . . liking other people’s content.  TikTok is YOUR place to shine!
  • Eat healthier . . . portions of cookie dough.
  • Exercise . . . your right to vote on “The Voice”.
  • Cut down on alcohol . . . RUBBING alcohol.
  • Save money . . . by kicking your worthless kids out of the house.
  • Travel more . . . on “Minecraft”.  There’s a whole world out there waiting for your nerd butt to explore.