Signs You Need to Take a Break from Holiday Partying

A study finds that Americans begin to wear down from their holiday festivities (AKA: partying) right about now.  Find out if you’re one of them with today’s list of the Signs You Need to Take a Break from Holiday Partying.

  • The gift from your Secret Santa?  A new liver.
  • Your favorite carol is “Jingle BLLLAARRRGHHH”.
  • Your office Christmas party starts in the conference room.  And ends with you in a ditch in Tijuana.
  • You just got busted for sledding under the influence.
  • Rudolph sings a song about YOUR giant red nose.
  • The kids made you a gingerbread rehab.
  • When you tell Santa what you want for Christmas, your breath makes his eyes water.
  • On Christmas morning, the kids wake up to find YOU under the tree.