- He wears that red suit because he also works as a “Squid Game” guard.
- He was a person-of-interest after a pro-union elf was found in a shallow Jersey landfill.
- The reason you saw him kissing mommy is because they’re both trapped in loveless marriages.
- He grew the beard to hide plastic surgery scars from a botched procedure in Tijuana.
- January through November . . . the only people allowed on his lap are strippers.