A new study claims alcohol IMPROVES men’s performance in bed. Experts say a drink raises your nitric oxide levels, which widens blood vessels and improves circulation—even “down there”. So add “It turns you into a sex machine” to today’s list of the Reasons You Should Drink More Alcohol.
- There’s no better excuse for avoiding holiday travel than dialysis.
- Rolling that packed recycling bin to the street on trash day builds muscle tone.
- When you spend all day leaning over the toilet, nobody notices you’re balding.
- If a prospective employer is willing to overlook all those DUIs, you know that they REALLY want you.
- Figuring out why you woke up in a bathtub full of ice with makeshift stitches across your abdomen is a fun way to play “detective.”
- Well, Duh. Have you listened to yourself sober?