Things You Never Want to Hear at Work

One in five workers say they did something that could have gotten them fired.  And even though most survived, I’m sure they’d agree “You screwed up big time” belongs on today’s list of Things You Never Want to Hear at Work.   

  • Dude!  You just hit ‘reply all.’
  • Everyone head to the bathroom.  It’s a surprise drug test!
  • YOU want a raise?  Adorable!
  • We decided to start locking up the toilet paper at night.
  • Here’s a box for all your stuff.
  • The boss wants to see you.  Something about “he knows about you and the wife.”
  • Is it okay if I microwave fish in the break room?
  • I.T. was able to trace who’s been downloading porn on their computer.