Reasons You’re on Santa’s Naughty List

One in four adults say they belong on Santa’s naughty list.  Should you join them?  We say “Oh, yes,” especially if you’re guilty of anything on today’s list of the Top Reasons You’re on Santa’s Naughty List.   

  • You put the empty Brita pitcher back in the refrigerator.
  • You use a laser pointer to circle your spouse’s flaws.
  • Every time you walk by a construction scaffolding, you remove a screw.
  • When someone asks you to take a picture of them with their phone, you always take it.  And by “it” I mean the phone.
  • drive a BMW and . . .  nope, that’s it.  You just drive a BMW.
  • If you need exact change at Starbucks, you take it from the tip cup.