Funny Names Kids Give Things

The Huffington Post just shared a new batch of these…


– “My 4-year-old calls my small guitar a ukulady.”
– “My toddler calls the toilet seat the ‘butt hole.’”
– “My 4-year-old calls the nail salon the Toe Salon, and anyway…that’s what it’s called now.”
– “My kid just referred to Thursday as Little Friday.”
– “My daughter says ‘lasturday’ instead of yesterday.”
– “My five-year-old just referred to my boobs as ‘long mountains.’”
– “My toddler just referred to a fly as an ‘air-spider.’”
– “My 7-year-old calls his big toe his ‘thumb toe.’