Reddit users teed off on brutally honest business slogans. But why stop there? So, we’ll take over with today’s list of Brutally Honest Slogans for Other Things in Life.
- Man-Buns: A Fun Way to Say “I’m Not Gainfully Employed.”
- Arizona State University: Your STDs Need Company.
- Your Mall Santa: Who Cares if Your Kid Peed in His Lap? He’s Drunk!
- Gas Station Squeegees: Yup, We Just Made It Worse.
- High School Car Wash Fundraisers: We Know Why You’re Really Here, Creeper.
- Alaska: Part of America. But, Not Really.
- Bicycle Pants: Admit It, You Just Want People to Look at Your Testicles.