Signs Your Child is Addicted to Technology

Is your kid begging for the new Fisher-Price toy phone that actually makes calls through Bluetooth connectivity?  Then add that to today’s list of Signs Your Child is Addicted to Technology.

  • You bribe him to finish his vegetables with Bitcoin.
  • She used Legos to build a cloud infrastructure.
  • He doesn’t know how to ride a bike.  He DOES know how to hack the Federal Reserve.
  • For a bedtime story, you told her about this magical place called “outside.”
  • You held his birthday party at an Apple Store.
  • Somehow, he taught the dog how to use Venmo.
  • Her favorite book is “Oh, The Places You’ll Deepfake”.
  • Know how some kids make a pillow fort?  Yeah, he made a pillow hot-spot.