Is your kid begging for the new Fisher-Price toy phone that actually makes calls through Bluetooth connectivity? Then add that to today’s list of Signs Your Child is Addicted to Technology.
- You bribe him to finish his vegetables with Bitcoin.
- She used Legos to build a cloud infrastructure.
- He doesn’t know how to ride a bike. He DOES know how to hack the Federal Reserve.
- For a bedtime story, you told her about this magical place called “outside.”
- You held his birthday party at an Apple Store.
- Somehow, he taught the dog how to use Venmo.
- Her favorite book is “Oh, The Places You’ll Deepfake”.
- Know how some kids make a pillow fort? Yeah, he made a pillow hot-spot.