A new poll finds that a third of older men are embarrassed by their increased need to pee. But it’s a small price to pay when everything else about aging kicks ass. See what we mean with today’s list of the Best Things About Getting Old.
- Nobody pesters you about watching “Squid Game” since it’s not on CBS.
- You quit wasting money on pricey shirts since you’ll just spill soup on them.
- Dinner crowds are never an issue when you hit Applebee’s at 4:30.
- All it takes is muttering something about an inheritance to get family members to rub your bunions.
- Muggers leave you alone because who wants a flip phone and some lemon drops?
- Kids think you’re a God when you pull a nickel from behind their ears.
- You can get away with sex in public restrooms since people assume you always moan on the toilet.
- You don’t care who winds up hosting “Jeopardy“ because you’ll be dead soon.