Things We Wish We Could Still Do Like When We Were 21

A scientist says people who can’t fit into the jeans they wore at 21 are at risk of diabetes. (So, everyone?) Now let’s enjoy all the other ways time has ravaged our bodies with today’s list of the . . . Top Things We Wish We Could Still Do, Like When We Were 21.

  • Eat dinner when it’s dark outside.
  • Ignore the foot care aisle while grocery shopping.
  • Get out of bed without popping like bubble wrap.
  • Get carded when we buy beer.
  • Walk barefoot in the house and not step on a Lego.
  • Skip the nose hair check.
  • Look at our calves and not see veins.
  • Go to the beach to do something other than search with our metal detector.