Undeniable Signs You’re Getting Old

A new poll finds that most people start feeling like an adult at age 25.  But age isn’t the only indicator you’re turning into a blue hair, as you’ll see with today’s list of the . . . Top 5 Undeniable Signs You’re Getting Old.

  • You buy a shirt for the pocket.
  • You stop in a parking lot to admire a Subaru.
  • Lester Holt’s voice reminds you that it’s almost dinner time.
  • You recently started a rant with “As a taxpayer . . . “
  • You kept a houseplant alive for more than a week.
  • Whenever someone mentions “crypto,” you tilt your head like a dog hearing a strange sound.
  • You remember when Clint Eastwood only sort of looked like tree bark.
  • That song playing at CVS?  You remember dancing to it in high school.