A new poll finds that 42% of people use the bathroom to escape. Which sounds great, until you run out of stuff to do. Fortunately, we’re here with a fix, thanks to today’s list of the . . . Top Ways to Fill Time While Hiding in the Bathroom.
- Alphabetize your anti-anxiety prescriptions.
- Collect hair from your roommate’s brush to plant at a future crime scene.
- Make a giant shaving cream beard and pretend you’re David Letterman.
- Slice open a bar of Irish Spring and savor the green and white stripes like in the commercial. (You’re welcome, Boomers.)
- Brush your teeth. Okay, tooth.
- Use the nail file to give yourself a tattoo. Just like prisoners!