When you Want to Slug Someone

Sometimes, even though you know it’s wrong, you really feel like slugging someone. Here are situations where that’s most likely to happen.

  • They got you to shell out $20 for a dime bag of oregano.
  • They think Van Halen was better with Sammy than Dave.  I mean, c’mon!
  • They threw away the bubble-wrap before you could pop it.
  • The CVS cashier didn’t laugh at your clever “Is that a receipt or a book?” joke.
  • You’re a Raiders fan and, well . . . slugging people is kind of your “thing.”
  • The party’s going great when suddenly that guy with a ponytail pulls out a guitar.
  • They just revealed the killer in “Mare of Easttown” was the kid.  Oops.
  • You finally get to the front of the line and the worker says Space Mountain is broken.
  • Some guy covered in piercings just cut in front of you at the TSA checkpoint.
  • They’re wearing those “foot shoes.”