Props to the University of Helsinki for figuring out your cat’s personality. But we figured out something way more impressive: your cat’s THOUGHTS. Check out the results with today’s list of the . . . Top 5 Things Your Cat’s Thinking Right Now.
- Trust me, pal: if your tongue felt like mine, you’d lick yourself all day, too.
- I go through all the trouble to stalk and disembowel this baby bird, and when I lay it at your feet, you’re MAD?!?
- I feel ya, bruh. I don’t find Garfield funny, either.
- How come you can eat Goldfish out of a box, but I can’t eat one out of a bowl?
- If I ever catch that laser pointer, it’s DEAD! You hear me? DEAD!!
- You think that cheap scratch post you got will keep me from dragging my claw across the new leather couch? Ha!
- The last thing I’d call this indigestible mush is “Fancy Feast.”
- When I’m on top of the bookshelf, I’m invisible, right?