In this era of “wokeism,” there are some people that take it a little too far. Here are The Top Signs You’re Too Woke.
- You assign everyone the pronouns you think they secretly want but haven’t admitted to yet.
- You even want to defund Sting, Stewart Copeland, and Andy Summers.
- You average seven hashtags per social media post.
- You named your kids “Micro” and “Aggression.”
- Your favorite TV show is “So You Think You Can Nonbinary”.
- You always run stoplights because you don’t see color.
- Your motto is “I’ve never met a person I didn’t want to cancel.”
- You’re boycotting Keebler because there are never any elves of color in the tree.
- You set a Google alert for misgendering.
- You hired The Property Brothers to help design your safe space.