Ways to Respond to Annoying People Who Say, “Working Hard or Hardly Working?”

When someone asks, “Working hard or hardly working?” what’s your response?  If you don’t have a good reply, we have some suggestions on this list of The Top Ways to Respond to Annoying People Who Say, “Working Hard or Hardly Working?”

 

  • Like your mom and your sister, I’ve been doing both.
  • You’re the reason I pee in the break room coffee pot.
  • Working very hard, actually . . . on ignoring you.
  • Yeah, I don’t really have anything worthwhile to say to you, either.
  • The only thing I’m working on is how to make your death look like an accident.
  • Not sure I understand.  Give me a moment to look that up in my cliché-to-English dictionary.
  • I’m hardly working.  And I still make twice your salary.  There, glad you asked???
  • Comments like this are why you sit in a cubicle covered in action figures.
  • Shut up, everybody hates you, and if they see me talking to you, they’ll hate me too.
  • Can I get back to you in a minute with my answer?  I need time to put on gloves before I strangle you.