Things You Don’t Want to Say at a Wedding

Attending a wedding should be a fun and enjoyable experience.  Sadly, that wouldn’t be the case if you uttered anything like you’ll find on this list of The Top Things You Don’t Want to Say at a Wedding.

  • You know, I probably coulda had her if I really wanted her.
  • I’m not saying they won’t last, I’m just saying that statistically, the odds aren’t in their favor.
  •  Wow, not one do-able bridesmaid in the whole place? 
  • What, a cash bar?!?  They must have spent all their money on her Botox injections.
  • Congratulations to the bride and groom!  Hope you enjoy becoming consumed with resentment and never having sex.
  • Yuck, did they mean for the cake to taste like orange juice after you just brushed your teeth? 
  • Yes, please tell me how I can get involved in selling all-natural cleaning products from my home!
  • Yo, DJ!  Quit messing around and fire up the Nickelback!