Moving to a four-day work week is back in the news. Hear some for and against arguments on this list of The Pros and Cons of a Four-Day Work Week.
Pro: It decreases your company’s carbon footprint, meaning you can INCREASE yours at home!
Con: As much as being at the office sucks, its Wi-Fi is faster for streaming porn.
Con: Rebecca Black’s “Friday” would have to be re-written as “Thursday”.
Pro: It gives Debbie in Accounting fewer days to corner you with cat videos.
Pro: You have one less day stressing about someone discovering that your coffee cup is full of vodka.
Pro: Your annoying coworker can no longer call it “hump day.”
Con: You have one less day to pilfer money from the petty cash drawer.
Pro: You’ll become more efficient. In stealing toilet paper.
Con: You prefer crying at work to crying at home.
Pro: Now your family can only judge you for not having a job four days a week.