Things You Don’t Want to Hear from the Person You’re Stuck With in an Elevator

Hopefully you’ll never get stuck in an elevator with a stranger.  But if it happens, hopefully you won’t experience anything like you’ll find on this list of The Top Things You Don’t Want to Hear from the Person You’re Stuck With in an Elevator.

  • I can do every last one of Adam Sandler’s characters.  Wanna hear?

  • I should warn you that when I’m in a stressful situation like this, I tend to pass gas uncontrollably.

  • Since we’re not going anyplace, can you tell me if the boil on my lower back is ready to be lanced?

  • Can I tell you about each of the 10,000 steps I took today?

  • Wanna touch nipples?

  • Have you ever thought about switching to all-natural beauty products?

  • When we get out of here we should stay best friends, don’t you think?