Top Reasons You Should Keep Wearing a Mask.

Mask mandates for vaccinated people are pretty much a thing of the past in the U.S.  However, some people may still opt to wear them.  Here are The Top Reasons You Should Keep Wearing a Mask.  (Other Than You’re Ugly)

  • To keep the cicadas out of your mouth.

  • Mask tans are in this summer!

  • It’s one more item of clothing on which you can promote the hashtag #FreeBritney.

  • Your coworker wears “natural” deodorant.

  • You’re a D-list celebrity who sings while other D-list celebrities try to guess your identity.

  • Because one of the people you haven’t seen in a year and a half is your dentist.

  • Your braided nose hair look hasn’t caught on yet.

  • No one can tell that you’re constantly chewing Swedish fish.