Great Things About Having No Attention Span

Having a hard time staying focused on things and being easily distracted are considered negatives traits.  But maybe there are advantages.  Here are The Top Great Things About Having No Attention Span.

  • Even if you’re not a Millennial, people think you are.

  • Your unused Ritalin will fetch top dollar on the streets.

  • You never have to . . . SQUIRREL!

  • Your ability to tune out others makes you perfect for marriage.

  • If a video is over 10 seconds long, you already know not to waste your time.

  • You actually have something that lasts less time than you in bed.

  • You can keep up with all the ridiculous plot twists in the “Fast & Furious” movies.

  • Um, what were we talking about?