Things You Don’t Want to Hear Your Kids Say After They Return Home from College

The first year of college can be challenging for your kid . . . and it can be downright horrifying for parents.  Here are The Top Things You Don’t Want to Hear Your Kids Say After They Return Home From Their First Year of College.

  • I sold my books back.  Do you want the 45 cents or should I just keep it?

  • Sure, I’ll go to law school.  That way, I can afford to put you in one of the cleaner nursing homes. 

  • It’s called EDM and everybody’s listening to it!

  • I can’t believe how much I is learning!

  • I’m switching from pre-med to journalism.

  • I’d be doing great academically . . . if they gave grades for Beer Pong.

  • I lost my scholarship after the coach figured out that I’m not really on the rowing team.

  • Clear out the basement, I’m staying!