The U.S. Army was founded 246 years ago today. So it’s a good time to give you this list of The Top New Slogans the Army Should Consider.
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If You Showed Up to Any Other Job in Face Paint, Leaves, and Grenades, You’d Get Fired.
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Time’s Running Out for That All-Expenses-Paid Trip to Afghanistan!
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Learn How to Use an AK-47, AR-15, and Everything Else Texans Bring into Waffle House.
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The Army: It’s Time You Started Rockin’ Camo.
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Wanna Run Over Your Ex’s Car with a Tank? We Can Arrange That.
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The Army: You Didn’t Like Having Hair Anyway.
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Rock and Roll All Night and Party Every Day! (Sorry, that’s a recruitment slogan for the KISS Army.)