Today is National Cheese Day, so it’s the perfect time to take a look at this list of The Top Weird But True Facts You Never Knew About Cheese.
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The most popular cheese in the world is Jimmy Fallon’s comedy.
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There are more varieties of cheese than there are Duggars.
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The variety of cheese most likely to need therapy is blue cheese.
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99.9% of the people who cut the cheese blame the dog.
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The most expensive cheese in the world is made from the milk of a donkey. Although it would probably cost a lot less if it was called “ass cheese.”
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Despite what you’ve seen in cartoons, the holes in Swiss cheese are not large enough to hide the average field mouse.
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People who love cheese are called “turophiles.” Which is Greek for “clinically obese.”
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Edam cheese never goes bad. Which is why it joined The Avengers.
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That Nacho cheese they give you at sports stadiums is also used as a building material.
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Lactose-intolerant people can eat cheese because lactose intolerance is a condition white people made up so they could moan about something.
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That powder from the mac & cheese box tastes perfectly good on its own.
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Cheese is highly addictive. Especially when you snort it.