Weird “Facts” About Cheese

Today is National Cheese Day, so it’s the perfect time to take a look at this list of The Top Weird But True Facts You Never Knew About Cheese.

  • The most popular cheese in the world is Jimmy Fallon’s comedy.

  • There are more varieties of cheese than there are Duggars.

  • The variety of cheese most likely to need therapy is blue cheese.

  • 99.9% of the people who cut the cheese blame the dog.

  • The most expensive cheese in the world is made from the milk of a donkey.  Although it would probably cost a lot less if it was called “ass cheese.”

  • Despite what you’ve seen in cartoons, the holes in Swiss cheese are not large enough to hide the average field mouse.

  • People who love cheese are called “turophiles.”  Which is Greek for “clinically obese.”

  • Edam cheese never goes bad.  Which is why it joined The Avengers.

  • That Nacho cheese they give you at sports stadiums is also used as a building material.

  • Lactose-intolerant people can eat cheese because lactose intolerance is a condition white people made up so they could moan about something.

  • That powder from the mac & cheese box tastes perfectly good on its own.

  • Cheese is highly addictive.  Especially when you snort it.