As you may know from recent headlines, Bill Gates has a lot on his plate these days. Find out how he’s coping with The Top Things on Bill Gates’ To-Do List.
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Park outside Apple Store and seethe over all the happy customers.
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Program microchips so everyone who’s been vaccinated can do the “Thriller” dance.
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Cross out “Find a competent barber” from the list.
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Write up NDAs to send out with email dinner invitations.
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Work on pick-up lines. Settle on “I’m worth $100 billion.”
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Attempt to salvage marriage by looking online for a patch.
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Hire a new engineer based on education, experience, and cup size.
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Start building MY rocket ship. Hey, if all the other billionaires can do it, so can I!
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Check the couch cushions for a loose couple million.
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Set Melinda’s brain chip to “self-destruct.”