Things You Hope You Never Have to Say in Your Life

We all wish our interactions with other people were pleasant and drama-free . . . but that’s not always the case.  Here are The Top Things You Hope You Never Have to Say in Your Life.

 

  • Tell me more about this ‘Gathering of the Juggalos’ thing you’re taking my daughter to.
  • Yes, Grandma, I can help you set up your iPad.
  • I don’t care if you starred in “Silver Spoons”, please put your mask on.
  • Maury, if it’s mine I’ll take care of it.
  • I’m not sure whose eyeball that is, but I don’t think it’s mine.
  • Well, I guess it’s up to me to give the porcupine his enema.
  • How lucky am I that I get to spend a six-hour plane ride hearing about your CrossFit regimen?
  • What do you mean you left the scalpel in my colon?!?
  • So exactly how much Clorox did you drink?
  • More coffee, Ms. DeGeneres?