We all wish our interactions with other people were pleasant and drama-free . . . but that’s not always the case. Here are The Top Things You Hope You Never Have to Say in Your Life.
- Tell me more about this ‘Gathering of the Juggalos’ thing you’re taking my daughter to.
- Yes, Grandma, I can help you set up your iPad.
- I don’t care if you starred in “Silver Spoons”, please put your mask on.
- Maury, if it’s mine I’ll take care of it.
- I’m not sure whose eyeball that is, but I don’t think it’s mine.
- Well, I guess it’s up to me to give the porcupine his enema.
- How lucky am I that I get to spend a six-hour plane ride hearing about your CrossFit regimen?
- What do you mean you left the scalpel in my colon?!?
- So exactly how much Clorox did you drink?
- More coffee, Ms. DeGeneres?