Are you a millennial who has procrastinated on doing your taxes? Well, we’re here to help with this list of The Top Tax Tips for Millennials.
- Upon meeting your tax preparer, ask for their pronouns.
- Open a 401k. And no, that’s not a rapper.
- The advantage to doing your own taxes is that you can brag on social media that you “adulted.”
- If you only sold three pairs of homemade earrings on your Etsy store, you don’t have to claim that.
- You can deduct the cost of all the rats you feed to your emotional support boa constrictor.
- Don’t feel like doing your taxes? Call Daddy.
- No, you don’t get a deduction for being “super woke.”
- The IRS does NOT take payment in Bitcoin or memes.
- Try not to smear any avocado toast on the tax forms.
- Don’t file. Who cares? It’s not like the IRS will ever find you in your parents’ basement.