Tax Tips for Millennials

Are you a millennial who has procrastinated on doing your taxes?  Well, we’re here to help with this list of The Top Tax Tips for Millennials.


  • Upon meeting your tax preparer, ask for their pronouns.
  • Open a 401k.  And no, that’s not a rapper.
  • The advantage to doing your own taxes is that you can brag on social media that you “adulted.”
  • If you only sold three pairs of homemade earrings on your Etsy store, you don’t have to claim that.
  • You can deduct the cost of all the rats you feed to your emotional support boa constrictor.
  • Don’t feel like doing your taxes?  Call Daddy.
  • No, you don’t get a deduction for being “super woke.”
  • The IRS does NOT take payment in Bitcoin or memes.
  • Try not to smear any avocado toast on the tax forms.
  • Don’t file.  Who cares?  It’s not like the IRS will ever find you in your parents’ basement.