Is your cat the boss of you? That’s probably the case if you match anything from this list of The Top Signs Your Cat Runs Your Life.
- You have a different color laser pointer for each day of the week.
- You let it poop in an uncovered box in your kitchen. What more do you need???
- You drop to your knees whenever he lays a dead bird at your feet and shriek, “Oh, THANK you!!”
- You tried to pet him. He scratched you. It got infected and blew up like a balloon, sending you to the ER. And you apologized to him for not respecting his boundaries.
- You’re an upper-middle-aged single woman who loves red wine, Christmas sweaters, and “Outlander”.
- You can’t afford groceries, because you’ve spent every cent you have on ten million balls of yarn.
- You have a notepad where you write down what all her different meows mean.
- You overfeed your goldfish so he’ll be extra delicious.
- You get whatever side of the bed HE wants you to have.