The Top Things Even Die-Hard Fans Didn’t Know About “Star Wars”

Today is Star Wars Day, so it’s the perfect time for this list of The Top Things Even Die-Hard Fans Didn’t Know About “Star Wars”.



  • The term “Ewok” is an anagram of “Woke”, and their pronouns are They/Them.

  • Before it became known as “The Force,” the all-powerful energy field that dominates the galaxy was called “The Oprah.”

  • Once a Jedi has been married for a few years, his lightsaber turns blue.

  • If you kept all of your original “Star Wars” toys in the package from when you were a child, their current worth won’t come close to erasing your inner sadness.

  • The phrase “I have a bad feeling about this” is uttered by a character in every film, and by audiences whenever they see Jar Jar Binks enter a scene.

  • Chewbacca was an absolute TICK magnet.

  • Hayden Christensen was cast in “Attack of the Clones” because Anakin Skywalker was originally supposed to come from a planet of people who are completely expressionless.

  • Many of the characters from the original Cantina scene participated in the Capitol insurrection.

  • At the end of every “Star Wars” movie, George Lucas appears . . . at the bank, cashing a huge check.

  • Chewbacca let out his loudest roars when he got his weekly Brazilian.

  • A disco version of the “Star Wars” theme became a number one hit in 1977.  Because everyone was doing a lot of cocaine at the time.

  • George Lucas would trade all of his success for a chin.