If you had a time machine to take you back to your teenage years, what advice would you give yourself? Find out from this list of The Top Things We’d Tell Our Teen Selves If We Could Go Back in Time.
- That Iron Maiden painter’s cap is NOT helping you with the ladies.
- Don’t throw away your “Star Wars” figures. You’d be shocked what virgins would pay for them in 2021.
- If you want to be successful in life, work really hard. If not, there’s always a career in radio.
- You’re gonna hear about this “Amazon” thing. Buy the stock.
- Five words: Spring break tattoos are forever.
- You know all those stupid things you and your friends do when you get drunk? Film them, call them “Jackass”, and watch the money roll in.
- You can become a vegan without telling everyone about it.
- Don’t worry, be patient. You’ll soon put the “pube” in puberty.