Top Questions Cicadas that Have Been Underground for the Past 17 Years Asked

After being underground for 17 years, cicadas are starting to emerge in a few states.  So we wondered what they might say if they could talk.  Here are The Top Questions Cicadas that Have Been Underground for the Past 17 Years Asked.

 

  • I need to catch up on movies.  Where’s the nearest Blockbuster?
  • So Caitlyn Jenner . . . any relation to Bruce?
  • Are Nelly and J-Kwon still owning the rap game?
  • How’s Conan holding up on “The Tonight Show”?
  • How many kids do Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have?
  • Everyone’s so mean and nasty now.  Why can’t they be more like Ellen?
  • Why is everyone staring at my flip phone?
  • So, what kind of president was Hillary Clinton?
  • The flying cars.  Are they here yet?