After being underground for 17 years, cicadas are starting to emerge in a few states. So we wondered what they might say if they could talk. Here are The Top Questions Cicadas that Have Been Underground for the Past 17 Years Asked.
- I need to catch up on movies. Where’s the nearest Blockbuster?
- So Caitlyn Jenner . . . any relation to Bruce?
- Are Nelly and J-Kwon still owning the rap game?
- How’s Conan holding up on “The Tonight Show”?
- How many kids do Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have?
- Everyone’s so mean and nasty now. Why can’t they be more like Ellen?
- Why is everyone staring at my flip phone?
- So, what kind of president was Hillary Clinton?
- The flying cars. Are they here yet?