Reasons Aliens Are Coming to Earth NOW

More and more people are saying they’ve seen UFOs.  Find out why that might actually be happening with this list of The Top Reasons Aliens Are Coming to Earth NOW.  

  

  • “Godzilla vs. Kong” is best experienced in theaters.
  • They can’t wait for “WandaVision” to transmit to their corner of the universe.
  • With Disney World open at limited capacity, it’s so much easier to park a mothership.
  • The randy male aliens know Kim Kardashian is dating again.
  • With the British Royal Family at its weakest, it’s finally time to attack!
  • It’s now or never if they want to guest-host “Jeopardy!”
  • McDonald’s could pull the McRib at any moment.
  • With Sharon Osbourne gone, “The Talk’s” new emphasis on racial healing is can’t miss TV!
  • There are no opportunities to become a social media influencer on their home planet.
  • They scheduled a bunch of open house viewings via Zillow.
  • They want in on our massive resource of Impossible meat. 
  • They have to stop Matt Gaetz before he builds a rocket and tries to date their daughters.
  • “Chrisley Knows Best” was the last straw.  The universe voted, and it’s time for us to go.
  • Hey, now’s as good a time as any to anally probe some drunken rednecks.
  • Duh . . . they got their vaccine passports!