Signs You’re Middle Aged

… According to a new survey by Healthspan

1.   Feeling stiff

2.   ‘Middle age’ pot-belly

3.   Groaning when you bend

4.   Saying ‘it wasn’t like that when I was young’

5.   Choosing clothes and shoes for comfort rather than style

6.   Forgetfulness

7.   Can’t shift weight

8.   You don’t know any songs in the top 10

9.   Finding you have no idea what ‘young people’ are talking about

10. Thinking policemen/teachers/doctors look really young

11. Skin blemishes and lines

12. Getting more hairy – ears, eyebrows, nose, face etc.

13. Hating noisy bars

14. Old hands

15. Hair Loss