The Major League Baseball season starts today, which makes lots of fans very happy. But for others, it’s a snoozefest. We have some ideas to change that with this list of The Top Ways to Make Major League Baseball More Exciting.
- Players who strike out have to bat with their pants around their ankles next time.
- Let the crowd blast air horns whenever a player adjusts his cup.
- Replace “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” with “WAP”.
- Each base has a TikTok dance coach.
- Both foul poles to be occupied the entire game by exotic dancers.
- Make all players use a barbed wire bat like Negan uses on “The Walking Dead”.
- Replace all commentators with Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne.
- All base runners get chased by Major Biden.
- Add real bulls to the bullpen.
- Change its name to “football.”