Ways to Make Major League Baseball More Exciting

The Major League Baseball season starts today, which makes lots of fans very happy.  But for others, it’s a snoozefest.  We have some ideas to change that with this list of The Top Ways to Make Major League Baseball More Exciting.


  • Players who strike out have to bat with their pants around their ankles next time.
  • Let the crowd blast air horns whenever a player adjusts his cup.
  • Replace “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” with “WAP”.
  • Each base has a TikTok dance coach. 
  • Both foul poles to be occupied the entire game by exotic dancers.
  • Make all players use a barbed wire bat like Negan uses on “The Walking Dead”.
  • Replace all commentators with Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne.
  • All base runners get chased by Major Biden.
  • Add real bulls to the bullpen.
  • Change its name to “football.”