Petty Things People Have Done When Mad At Their Partner

The Huffington Post has collected some tweets from people describing the petty things they’ve done when they were mad at their partner:

– My husband made me mad so I sent him a picture of the thermostat set to 72 degrees.
– I know it sounds mean but when I’m mad at my wife and want to lash out, I open a bottle of some condiment when there’s already one open.
– My husband made me angry so when he wasn’t looking I poured water on the floor in front of the dishwasher. He’s been fixing it for the past 2 hours.
– I’m thinking about making an audio recording of me eating cereal and clanking my spoon on the bowl just to send to my wife when we are in a fight.
– I’m mad at my wife so I liked a lot of songs on her Pandora playlist that I know she didn’t like.
– My husband got me mad so I made him his favorite chocolate chip cookies and used black beans instead of chocolate.
– My boyfriend made me mad but I’m a grown woman so instead of yelling I’m just gonna order an appetizer without telling him and then not share.
– My husband angered me and thought he’s gonna sit in the living room and watch TV in peace. So, I downloaded the LG remote app on my phone and keep turning the TV off from the bedroom. When he comes into the bedroom I pretend I’m asleep.
– My wife ate the last donut this morning so I went in her car and readjusted the driver’s seat and mirrors.

Ah yes. . .the eternal conflict between Happily Ever After and Familiarity Breeds Contempt.