Chrissy Teigen just quit Twitter because it served her negatively. So let’s add that to this list of The Top Reasons You Should Quit Social Media.
- Your kids miss you. According to the message they just sent you on Facebook.
- You’re 45 and use the words “Stan,” “Fam,” “Glow up,” and “Clap back.”
- You no longer comprehend in-person conversation without the help of emojis.
- Do you really want a guy who looks like Mark Zuckerberg knowing where you are at all times?
- Food photos aren’t exciting when you only eat ramen.
- If you need Facebook to tell you when someone’s birthday is, are they even someone you should bother wishing a happy birthday?
- There’s no point in looking at girls you can’t have . . . on top of the girls you can’t have in real life.
- You just posted a photo on Instagram of you posting a photo on Instagram.
- You need to limit things that depress you to your sex life.
- Your only post that anyone ever “likes” is your threat to quit social media.
- Your cat can’t play the piano.