This is National Introverts Week. Learn some of the advantages our quiet friends have from this list of The Top Reasons It’s Cool to Be an Introvert.
- You’ll be the world’s most popular Uber driver.
- Before they realize you’re just a socially anxious bore, people think you’re all mysterious and cool.
- You’d never get fired by Ellen DeGeneres for making eye contact.
- Drivers who cut you off receive a harshly-worded journal entry.
- You actually accomplish things because you spend zero time posting selfies on social media.
- You get your fill of social interaction on the Peloton.
- Looking down to avoid eye contact, you learn a lot about footwear.
- You never worry about friends talking behind your back since you don’t have any.
- You’re actually MORE comfortable in a mask.
- You can sneak out of the building quietly while Capitol Police arrest that howling goon wearing the body paint and the bison head.
- If you never go out, you greatly reduce your chances of getting groped by Andrew Cuomo.
- Nobody wastes time signing your yearbook with phrases like “I LOVE your personality!”
- You tend to form deeper relationships. With books.