Sayings and slogans written on coffee mugs are generally pretty lame. But alternatives are available. Here are The Top Things Your Coffee Mug Should Say.
- If This Mug Is Empty, I’m in the Bathroom.
- I Believe a Saying on a Cup Will Make Me Interesting to People.
- This Mug Was Given to Me by Someone Who Doesn’t Know Jack About Gift Buying.
- Don’t Ask Me Why, but Keep Flames Away From this Cup.
- I Hate Mondays. And Every Other Day of the Week. Because Life Sucks and We’re All Gonna Die Alone.
- I Was Harassed by Andrew Cuomo and All I Got Was this Stupid Mug.
- World’s Okay-est Boss.
- This Contains MY Stimulus Plan.
- Too Poor for Starbucks.