Even though she’s busy with today being National Barbie Day, Barbie had time to get on Twitter. Here are The Top Barbie Tweets.
- Quit crying, Mrs. Potato Head . . . I haven’t had a vagina since 1959!
- What to wear today: form-fitting crop top with tiny plastic shoes? Or other form-fitting crop top with tiny plastic shoes?
- My first Black friend was introduced within 10 years. So take that, “Bachelor”!
- I’ve had 200 different jobs, and yet I never have trouble getting hired. Is it my chest or what?
- I still contain less plastic than Kris Jenner.
- Every time I see G.I. Joe walking around with that huge rifle, all I can think is, “Compensating much?”
- @mattel if this is my “dream house,” why is it missing a back half?
- Check out my OnlyFans! Link in bio.