Since “The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie” is now out, it’s the perfect time for this list of The Top Things You Probably Didn’t Know About SpongeBob SquarePants.
- The most unbelievable thing about the whole show is that SpongeBob is a millennial who owns his own house.
- Sandy the squirrel moved to the bottom of the ocean to escape Andrew Cuomo’s creepy comments.
- Several A-list celebrities have appeared in “SpongeBob”. And also, David Hasselhoff.
- SpongeBob’s favorite book? “A Porpoise Driven Life”.
- A sponge can live thousands of years. So get used to that annoying laugh.
- He’s had zero inquires after listing his pineapple on Airbnb.
- SpongeBob is an adult who acts like a child. He was inspired by Ted Cruz.
- SpongeBob is very “self-absorbed.”