Things You Probably Didn’t Know About SpongeBob SquarePants

Since “The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie” is now out, it’s the perfect time for this list of The Top Things You Probably Didn’t Know About SpongeBob SquarePants.


  • The most unbelievable thing about the whole show is that SpongeBob is a millennial who owns his own house.
  • Sandy the squirrel moved to the bottom of the ocean to escape Andrew Cuomo’s creepy comments.
  • Several A-list celebrities have appeared in “SpongeBob”.  And also, David Hasselhoff.
  • SpongeBob’s favorite book?  “A Porpoise Driven Life”.
  • A sponge can live thousands of years.  So get used to that annoying laugh.
  • He’s had zero inquires after listing his pineapple on Airbnb.
  • SpongeBob is an adult who acts like a child.  He was inspired by Ted Cruz.
  • SpongeBob is very “self-absorbed.”