Woke Children's Books

“Oh, the Pronouns You’ll Choose!”
“Are You There, Non-Denominational Deity? It’s Me, Margaret”
“Horton Hears a Marginalized Voice”
“Harry Potter and the Prisoner of a Legal System Corrupted by Systemic Racism”
“The Little Puppy Who Was Only Poky Because His Anti-Depressant Dosage Was Wrong”
“Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Heteronormative Day”
“James and the Locally-Sourced, Organic Peach”
“The Little Engine that Could . . . Be Converted to All Electric”
“Charlie and the Chocolate Factory that Pays Its Workers a Living Wage”
“Green Eggs and Plant-Based Ham”
“Anne of the Green New Deal”
“The Little Prince Renounces His Title Because Royalty Is a Sham and People Are Just People, Bro”
“The Very Hungry Caterpillar Gets Food Stamps”
“The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe Full of Vintage and Thrifted Clothing”