- “Oh, the Pronouns You’ll Choose!”
- “Are You There, Non-Denominational Deity? It’s Me, Margaret”
- “Horton Hears a Marginalized Voice”
- “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of a Legal System Corrupted by Systemic Racism”
- “The Little Puppy Who Was Only Poky Because His Anti-Depressant Dosage Was Wrong”
- “Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Heteronormative Day”
- “James and the Locally-Sourced, Organic Peach”
- “The Little Engine that Could . . . Be Converted to All Electric”
- “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory that Pays Its Workers a Living Wage”
- “Green Eggs and Plant-Based Ham”
- “Anne of the Green New Deal”
- “The Little Prince Renounces His Title Because Royalty Is a Sham and People Are Just People, Bro”
- “The Very Hungry Caterpillar Gets Food Stamps”
- “The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe Full of Vintage and Thrifted Clothing”