How NOT to Spend Your Tax Refund

Did you get a tax refund?  If so, hopefully, you’ll be smart and make good use of it.  But maybe you won’t.  Here are The Top Things Not to Do with Your Tax Refund.


  • Gorilla Glue it to your head.
  • Upgrade to Spotify Premium.  Those Farmers Insurance ads are kinda catchy.
  • Put an addition on your house and move in your brother-in-law who hasn’t worked in six years.
  • Bribe USC to accept Lori Loughlin’s kids.  They’ve already been burnt once.
  • Let the government keep it, they’ve had a hard year too! 
  • Contribute to the Ted Cruz Vacation Fund.
  • Start a new hobby:  Vaping!!!